Sally Brown Dept Sister,
If she left we’d really miss her,
Looking after public and staff,
Always willing for a laugh.
She gives her time with such gusto,
And has to leave her menfolk alone you know,
Sorts out League of friends or the round table,
Gives up everything personal to enable,
Money raising, nominations, charity balls,
Drops everything when duty calls!
Always thinks of others first,
Even when your NHS is cursed,
We hear the bad bits often enough,
But it’s people like her when the going gets tough,
That keep the nation fit and well,
And when she’s done in, she doesn’t tell!
So it would be nice to celebrate,
With pork farms pie upon the plate!